“Clara, did you know that when I was young, granddaddy was in the Army, and we had to travel around every few years from state to state?” The little girl glanced up from her enchilada plate and looked across the table at her mother. “What?” she said with a swipe of her napkin that completely missed her mouth. “Grandaddy was an army man. He had to move from military base to military base. They made him have short hair and he couldn’t have a beard.” Clara looked shocked and took a quick drink from her water glass. “No beard?” she gasped. “Nope,” her mom said. Clara considered this for a moment. “Oh. Okay. I get it. That’s so they don’t shoot the wrong people.”…
