I was in a crowded gas station yesterday with my son. I had promised to buy him a juice on our way back from our drive into the mountains and we arrived at the peak time for soft serve ice cream, so we were having to maneuver through a line that stretched all the way up the center aisle of the store. I was in a good mood and Gideon was very giggly, so instead of taking him to the juice section, I stopped in front of a rack of steak sauce and fancy mustard. “Okay, would you like the A1, Liquid Smoke, maybe some of this Honey Dijon?” His mouth fell open as he tried to figure out if I was joking or…