I work hard to shield my children from advertisements. We don’t own cable, I pay extra for Youtube Premium so there are no commercials when they watch things online, and I limit the games they can play on their devices so they do not have ads in them. I pay a lot of money just to deny the marketing teams of the world access to my children. So, it’s somewhat unfortunate that my quest has backfired so terribly. See, by making commercials rare in my children’s lives I have actually made them even more novel and exciting. They do not yawn through them and go find a snack, when they encounter a commercial out in the world they are drawn to it like foolish…