I went to the grocery store yesterday morning to buy some essential items for my office kitchen and stuck randomly in the center of the butter section between the Land-o-Lakes and the Tillamook was a small jar of horseradish that the store was attempting to sell as a related impulse purchase. As if they really thought someone that went to the store to buy butter would somehow be interested in a tiny jar of horseradish. What a bunch of clowns.

So, anyway, now I have this little jar of horseradish here at my office and I’m not entirely sure what I plan to do with it.