This morning, Clara was excitedly dancing around talking about how she and I were wearing matching panties. I just want to make very clear that this is completely false. If she comes up to you today and tries to spread this horrendous libel I want to already be on record fully denying all allegations. I repeat, this is all the construct of a 4 year old’s mind which does not apparently understand the difference between completely normal things for a man to wear and things that little girls wear.

One last time. Clara and I are not wearing matching panties today, because I am not currently nor have I ever in the past, worn such a thing as she is wearing today because I am a grown man.

Thank you for your patience.