Yesterday as I was leaving for work I gave Andrea a kiss goodbye. Lydia walked up and pulled on her mom’s skirt. When she got her attention she asked, while glancing cautiously over her shoulder at me, “Why does daddy kiss so LOUD?”

Someday I will explain it to you little girl. Or better yet, you can just read about it in this article I’m writing for VOGUE magazine. They have been asking me for years to write a series of articles under the title “Top Tips from the Kiss Master” and they finally offered me the right amount of money.